If Jesus Twittered
Imagine if Jesus Twittered!
What are you doing?
Going to preach in Bethlemhem today – at the synagog on the corner by the cyprus tree. (thousands of years ago)
After preaching, asked Peter to follow me. He left his boats in the water. Never looked back.
Some woman grabbed my robe as I walked by. Felt like the life went out of me.
Went to public bath, man couldn’t reach water. I asked him if he’d be healed. He said yes and he was.
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March 7th, 2007 at 12:25 pm
* Telling my disciples (again) that I’m going to die soon. Not getting through.
* Finding this little guy up in a tree while walking through Jericho. Going to his house for dinner.
* Walking on water to my disciples; wondering what they are going to think of this.
March 7th, 2007 at 9:17 pm
My followers killed 130 people today. Why aren’t they listening to me?
March 8th, 2007 at 12:09 am
*On day 29 of fast, man I’m hungry!
*Finished fast, bumped into Satan, I really don’t like that guy!
*The Pharisees’ really don’t get it, do they
March 8th, 2007 at 12:53 am
Paul would talk about fasting…
thanks for the great comments everyone. I smile every time a new one comes in. I wasn’t sure how this post would be taken but you’re totally getting into it. There are so many people in the past I wish had Twitter and I could follow in real time.
Janet
March 8th, 2007 at 9:22 am
Here are some more:
* having my prayer time interrupted my disciples
* rebuking the wind and the waves so I can go back to sleep in the boat
* making a whip for when I go back in the temple
* rebuking James and John for wanting to call down fire from heaven on the Samaritans